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Bacon Watch
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Dumpling Dynasty Tokyo Belle Beauty Kit
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Arm yourself with the newst in bacon accessories. This realistic looking bacon wrist watch is a mush have for any bacon fan.
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Keep your beauty ritual fun with this Tokyo Belle beauty kit designed by Fiona Hewitt. A vintage Japanese inspired tin houses a complete kit with mirror compact, tweezers, 5 piece make up brush set, nail clippers, nail file, and postcard. The tin is approximately 7.5" long x 5" wide.
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How to Speak Zombie
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Farts a spotter's guide
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We all seem to know someone with the brain power of the undead. Now you can communicate with them by learning a few simple phrases. Use the attached battery powered phrase guide to hear each phrase in its native tongue.
Steve Mockus
24 pages, 10 full color illustrations
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Have you been dying to know who dealt it in your home or office? Use this "field guide" to help you identify the field marks, voice, and habitat, and range of the ten most common farts. Use the attached battery powered fart machine for hours of fun.
Crai S. Bower
24 pages, 10 full color illustrations
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The Quotable Douchebag
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How High Am I? A Journal
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The best coffee table book ever! Entertain your friends with the best collection of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians. Includes gems like this quote from David Hasselhoff: "There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."
144 pages
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Never be afraid to forget all the genuis ideas, and thoughts you have when stoned again. This journal has a place for you to journal all of your best "high" moments.
Design by Michael Morris
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What’s My Pee Telling Me?
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What’s Your Poo Telling You?
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Unlock the hidden mystery behind all of your bodily functions. An illustrated guide with humorous (and medically accurate) descriptions, this book is sure to keep you healthy and laughing,
Josh Richmand and Anish Sheth, M.D.
128 pages
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Everything you have been dying to know but afraid to ask. Illustrated guide to all types of poo including the Monster, the Pebble, and the Hanging Chad.
Josh Richmand and Anish Sheth, M.D.
96 pages
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Poo Log: A Record Keeper
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Breakfast Flavored Dental Floss
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Now that you have an illustrated guide to your poo you need someplace to record your morning sample. The poo log is a complete journal for recording your poo, places to record your poo quality, the date, time, and make a sketch.
Josh Richmand and Anish Sheth, M.D.
144 pages
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Get your morning off to the right start with breakfast flossing. Each package contains one waffle, one bacon, and one coffee container of floss. Try mixing all three for a balanced breakfast. Each package contains 12 yards of floss for a total of 36 satisfying yards.
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Pickle Soap
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Jesus Bandages
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Enchance your bath with pickle soap and relish the thrill of the dill. A 2 ounce bar of soap in a colletictible tin.
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Each metal tin contains 15 sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad. Free toy inside.
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Ninja Bandages
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Pickle Bandages
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Hiya! Let these super awsome ninja's protect your owies. Each metal tin contains 15. Sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad. Free toy inside.
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Decorate your cuts and stings with a decorative pickle. These realistic looking bandages are sure to get you smiling. Each metal tin contains 15. Sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad.
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Pirate Bandages
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Monster Bandages
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Aargh, even pirates get a cut or two. Cover yours with these skull and crossbones bandages.
Each metal tin contains 5 sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad.
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Got a monster gash? Try on one of these monster bandages. Each metal tin contains 12. Sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad.
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