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The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook Darkside Zodiac in Love
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Since 1974, High Times has been the authority on all things marijuana. This new guidebook collects all their wisdom into a complete guide including identification guide, recipes, lifestyle information, history, and list of 420 things to do when you’re stoned.

David Bienenstock
Explore the darkside of your sign and confirm your deepest suspicions about your loved ones insidious habits.

Stella Hyde
192 pages

Darkside Zodiac at Work Darkside Zodiac
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Still hoping to find the perfect boss? Or at least make the best of a bad situation? Look no farther than the knowledge their astrological sign has to offer.

Stella Hyde
192 pages
Explore the darkside of your sign with this illustrated guide to the zodiac. Just don’t expect to get off easy…

Stella Hyde
400 pages
How to Speak Zombie Farts a spotter's guide
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We all seem to know someone with the brain power of the undead. Now you can communicate with them by learning a few simple phrases. Use the attached battery powered phrase guide to hear each phrase in its native tongue.

Steve Mockus

24 pages, 10 full color illustrations
Have you been dying to know who dealt it in your home or office? Use this "field guide" to help you identify the field marks, voice, and habitat, and range of the ten most common farts. Use the attached battery powered fart machine for hours of fun.

Crai S. Bower

24 pages, 10 full color illustrations
The Quotable Douchebag I’m Becoming My Mother
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I'm Becoming My Mother by Anne Taintor
The best coffee table book ever! Entertain your friends with the best collection of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians. Includes gems like this quote from David Hasselhoff: "There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."

144 pages
This illustrated collection of Anne Taintor's sassy creations, vintage illustrations paired with witty new and impertinent observations, is sure to inspire fits of laughter.
Anne Taintor
112 pages
I Can’t be Good All the Time Porn for Women of a Certain Age: from the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative
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I Can't be Good All the Time by Anne Taintor
The original illustrated Anne Taintor collection. Anne Taintor’s vintage illustrations paired with witty observations speak are sure to make you laugh so hard you pee yourself.

Anne Taintor
112 pages
Fight the hot flashes with this book of foreplay. An illustrated book showing our deepest desires: shopping for considerate gifts, complimenting gray hair, and cleaning the kitchen.

Photographs by Gretchen LeMaistre
95 pages
How High Am I? A Journal Fuck the World
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Fuck the World by Bohi Oser
Never be afraid to forget all the genuis ideas, and thoughts you have when stoned again. This journal has a place for you to journal all of your best "high" moments.

Design by Michael Morris
Fuck the World is a hilarious collection of photographs taken by Bohi Oser that features images of real signs that have been altered by the most classic of the curse words. Contains a sheet of stickers so you can create your own public art.

Bohi Oser
160 color photos
What’s My Pee Telling Me? What’s Your Poo Telling You?
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Unlock the hidden mystery behind all of your bodily functions. An illustrated guide with humorous (and medically accurate) descriptions, this book is sure to keep you healthy and laughing,

Josh Richmand and Anish Sheth, M.D.
128 pages
Everything you have been dying to know but afraid to ask. Illustrated guide to all types of poo including the Monster, the Pebble, and the Hanging Chad.

Josh Richmand and Anish Sheth, M.D.
96 pages
Poo Log: A Record Keeper How To Live with a Huge Penis
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Now that you have an illustrated guide to your poo you need someplace to record your morning sample. The poo log is a complete journal for recording your poo, places to record your poo quality, the date, time, and make a sketch.
Josh Richmand and Anish Sheth, M.D.
144 pages
Flatter the man in your life with this guidebook full of advice, meditations, and wisdom for the well endowed.

Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen
128 pages