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From the genuis' behind Archie McPhee, Accoutrements items are the can't live without gifts you know and love. Crazy cat lady, bacon bandages, lunch lady, and monster bandages are all available here at Madifine Mercantile.
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Bacon Watch Lunch Lady Action Figure
Our Price: $24.99
Our Price: $9.99
Arm yourself with the newst in bacon accessories. This realistic looking bacon wrist watch is a mush have for any bacon fan. The Lunch Lady, a classic figure from everyone’s child hood is brought to life in this 5 1/4” tall action figure. Each Lunch Lady comes with a scoop, food tray, serving station, and sticker sheet of 9 lunch classics like mac and cheese and tater tots.

Ages 3 and older.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Breakfast Flavored Dental Floss
Our Price: $9.99
Our Price: $5.99
We all know that certain someone who has taken their love for kitties a little too far. Honor them with the crazy cat lady action figure. Made of hard vinyl and stands 5 ¼” tall. Get your morning off to the right start with breakfast flossing. Each package contains one waffle, one bacon, and one coffee container of floss. Try mixing all three for a balanced breakfast. Each package contains 12 yards of floss for a total of 36 satisfying yards.
Pickle Soap Jesus Bandages
Our Price: $4.99
Our Price: $4.99
Enchance your bath with pickle soap and relish the thrill of the dill. A 2 ounce bar of soap in a colletictible tin. Each metal tin contains 15 sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad. Free toy inside.
Ninja Bandages Pickle Bandages
Our Price: $4.99
Our Price: $4.99
Hiya! Let these super awsome ninja's protect your owies. Each metal tin contains 15. Sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad. Free toy inside. Decorate your cuts and stings with a decorative pickle. These realistic looking bandages are sure to get you smiling. Each metal tin contains 15. Sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad.
Pirate Bandages Monster Bandages
Our Price: $4.99
Our Price: $4.99
Aargh, even pirates get a cut or two. Cover yours with these skull and crossbones bandages.
Each metal tin contains 5 sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad.
Got a monster gash? Try on one of these monster bandages. Each metal tin contains 12. Sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad.
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages Pickle Dental Floss
Our Price: $4.99
Our Price: $3.99
Does your boo boo need just a little something extra? Try enchanted unicorn bandages contain just enough unicorn tears to speed the healing process.
Each metal tin contains 15 sterile, latex free, vinyl adhesive strips with an absorbent pad and a free toy.
Breath to impress with briny fresh pickle floss.
27.3 yards of waxed floss
Fairy Eggs Bubblegum Bacon Gumballs
Our Price: $3.99
Our Price: $3.99
Ever wondered what a fairy tastes like? Find out for yourself with a decorative tin of fairy eggs bubble gum. 32 pieces in each tin. Refresh your palate with this smokey delicious treat. 22 pieces of bacon flavored gumballs in each decorative tin.
Ranch Dental Floss Salad Dental Floss
Our Price: $3.99
Our Price: $3.99
The solution to getting even more ranch dressing in your diet. Dip your teeth in ranch flavored floss. Kill two birds with one floss and eat your vegetables at the same time with refreshing salad flavored dental floss.
Each package contains 27.3 yards of floss.